Quotes collection

Grant me the strength to accept the things that I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.

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Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I’m not sure about the former.
— Albert Einstein

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If you do things right,
people won’t be sure
you’ve done anything at all.
— Divine entity

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Everyone is ignorant,
only on different subjects
— Will Rogers

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There are 3 kinds of people:
Those who make things happen.
Those who watch things happen.
Those who wonder what happened.

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Never send a human to do a machines job
— Agent Smith

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And, of course, my XKCD favourites.

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...we've all got a Windows partition hiding on our hard drives somewhere — Syntax